There was a young man from Romania

Who had a very strange mania:

He would order to eat

A big dish of grilled meat

But then he would want a lasagna

 

A young lad was king of the block

He could pack a redoubtable whammy

He would beat everyone

Until he was gone

To spend half of his life in the slammer

 

There was a young girl from Afula

Who could dance very well hula-hula

She moved right, then moved left

In a shake her skirt went

And that night she got plenty of moola.

 

There was a young teacher from Perth

Who was wearing a very short skirt

On that day she forgot

To put on underwear:

So she taught many things then and there